Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

Teacher! What is the purpose of having school?

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.