Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

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Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”