Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.