Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”