Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

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