Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.