Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this into future tense

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Teacher! What is the purpose of having school?

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.