I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

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More Laughing Time and Fun

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

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More from Bright Star

“Dream, dream, dream. Dreams transform into thoughts and thoughts result in action.”

Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?

“If you salute your duty, you no need to salute anybody, but if you pollute your duty, you have to salute everybody.”

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

“We must understand that sadness is an ocean, and sometimes we drown, while other days we are forced to swim.”

“The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the greatest intention.”

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