I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

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Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Teacher: How old is your mother?