I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.