I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.