Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…