Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.