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If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.
“It is important that we forgive ourselves for making mistakes. We need to learn from our errors and move on.”
Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
Need a Friend? Follows Us. Need More Friend? Retweet Now. Need a Laugh? Reply Funny. Need Money? Go to your Bank
Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me. August 8, 2022
Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife. July 15, 2022