Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.