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I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.
Need a Friend? Follows Us. Need More Friend? Retweet Now. Need a Laugh? Reply Funny. Need Money? Go to your Bank
When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.
Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life.
When you meet me, you think I’m quiet. When you talk to me, you wish I was quiet. When you know me, you get scared when I’m quiet.