Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.