Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

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A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.