Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.