Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

Teacher! What is the purpose of having school?

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.