Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.