The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

More Laughing Time and Fun

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

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More from Bright Star

“When all the dust is settled and all the crowds are gone, the things that matter are faith, family, and friends.”

Husband got shocked while reading his wife’s school report card…

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

What number do you see?

“What we all have in common is an appreciation of kindness and compassion; all the religions have this. Love. We all lean towards love.”

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

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