The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

More Laughing Time and Fun

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

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To the world, you are a mother, to your family you are the world.

Silence isn’t empty. It’s full of answers

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.

“Success is not only for the elite. Success is there for those who want it, plan for it, and take action to achieve it.”

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