Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.