Teacher! What is the purpose of having school?

Student! Without school there wouldn’t be a reason for holidays and summer vacation.

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More Laughing Time and Fun

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Teacher: How old is your mother?

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

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The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

Teacher: How old is your mother?

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There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.

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