They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

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When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this into future tense