Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.