Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”