They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

Smart Parents 01

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.