They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.