They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this into future tense

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.