They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

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