“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.