I am not handsome but I can give my hand to someone who needs help… Because beauty is required in the heart, not in face…

“We should respect all religions and just believe in peace, kindness and harmony.”

There’s a one-story house where…

“Sometimes the things that hurt the most teach us the best lessons.”

What Flies Around All Day But Never Goes Anywhere?

Teacher: How old is your mother?

“Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn’t stop for anybody.”

How many ‘d’ did you see in this box ?

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

“The spirit of democracy is not a mechanical thing to be adjusted by abolition of forms. It requires change of heart.”

How is A related to D?

Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

“If you salute your duty, you no need to salute anybody, but if you pollute your duty, you have to salute everybody.”

Calculate… 5 + 5 x 5 + 5 + 5 + 5 + 5 + 5

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this into future tense

“The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.”

Guess the Flags…

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

“Dream, dream, dream. Dreams transform into thoughts and thoughts result in action.”

The number of hours left today is half of the number already passed. What time is it?

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.