If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

More Laughing Time and Fun

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Teacher! What is the purpose of having school?

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

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What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

“In a new hotel containing 100 rooms, Tom was hired to paint the numbers from 1-100 on the doors. How many times will Tom have to paint the number 8?”

“Everyone needs a house to live in, but a supportive family is what builds a home.”

“It is important that we forgive ourselves for making mistakes. We need to learn from our errors and move on.”

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