I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

More Laughing Time and Fun

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

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