Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Teacher: How old is your mother?

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles?