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I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.
Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
When Miguel was 6 years old, his little sister, Leila, was half his age. If Miguel is 40 years old today, how old is Leila?
“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart”
Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again. July 18, 2022
Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me. August 8, 2022