I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”