Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.