Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You. BS Team 3 years ago Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You. More Laughing Time and Fun Husband got shocked while reading his wife’s school report card… I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house. Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense” May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it! If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend? Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel. « Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next » . More from Bright Star “Success is not only for the elite. Success is there for those who want it, plan for it, and take action to achieve it.” Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206. “When all the dust is settled and all the crowds are gone, the things that matter are faith, family, and friends.” Important keyboard Shortcuts – Ctrl A to Z You don’t have to defend or explain your decisions to anyone. It’s your life. Live it without apologies. “Don’t focus on negative things; focus on the positive, and you will flourish.” « Previous 1 2 3 4 Next »
I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.
Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”
If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
“Success is not only for the elite. Success is there for those who want it, plan for it, and take action to achieve it.”
“When all the dust is settled and all the crowds are gone, the things that matter are faith, family, and friends.”
You don’t have to defend or explain your decisions to anyone. It’s your life. Live it without apologies.