Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.