When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.