Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.