Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles?