Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Husband got shocked while reading his wife’s school report card…

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.