Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

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A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.