Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.