Teacher! What is the purpose of having school?

Student! Without school there wouldn’t be a reason for holidays and summer vacation.

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More Laughing Time and Fun

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Husband got shocked while reading his wife’s school report card…

Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

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Basic Shapes and their Meanings

“Small disciplines repeated with consistency every day lead to great achievements gained slowly over time.”

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“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”

What is 3/7 Chicken, 2/3 Cat, 2/4 Goat? Can you guess the city name?

A dream is not that which you see while sleeping, it is something that does not let you sleep.

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