Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.