Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.