May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.