Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.
Student! Sir, i only knows the last line of it.
Teacher! Ok, tell me the last line.
Student! “…… and this is called Newton’s   law of motion.”

More Laughing Time and Fun

Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

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