Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.
Teacher! You must be KIDDING?
Student! No, that’s my younger brother. I’m JOKING….
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Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel. A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar… When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said. I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house. Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters. I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time. .
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