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Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.
Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.
Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
When you meet me, you think I’m quiet. When you talk to me, you wish I was quiet. When you know me, you get scared when I’m quiet.
If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?