“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.