I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.