Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.