“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
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I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.
Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.
Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.
Teacher: How old is your mother?
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