“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.