May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

More Laughing Time and Fun

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

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More from Bright Star

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Time is Precious, Make Sure You Spend it with the Right People

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

“Instead of complaining about your circumstances, get busy and create some new ones.”

Do Not Compare Your Journey To Anyone Else’s

You have to remember that the hard days are what make you stronger.

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