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If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.
“Don’t be afraid to start over. This time you’re not starting from scratch, you’re starting from experience.”
I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house. July 30, 2022
Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel. July 11, 2022