Teacher: What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1819?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

More Laughing Time and Fun

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this into future tense

Husband got shocked while reading his wife’s school report card…

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

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Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?

“If it’s important you’ll find a way. If it’s not, you’ll find an excuse.”

Your child needs your presence more than your presents. – Jesse Jackson

Every family has a person who breaks the chain of poverty, Be that person to your family.

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