Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Father: Son, when you grow old you will understand that the law is protecting us.!

More Laughing Time and Fun

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

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More from Bright Star

“To me, beauty is natural beauty. If you’re naturally yourself, you’re beautiful.”

Three doctors said that Robert is their brother, and Robert said he had no brother. Who is lying?

The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.” 

A 300 ft. train is traveling 300 ft. per minute must travel through a 300 ft. long tunnel.  How long will it take the train to travel through the tunnel?

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