Two in bedroom, One in house, None in kitchen. Who am I ?
More from Bright Star
“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren’t your friends.”
Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.
When you meet me, you think I’m quiet. When you talk to me, you wish I was quiet. When you know me, you get scared when I’m quiet.
Control anger before it controls you.
You have to remember that the hard days are what make you stronger.
